Portland poet Lisa Wells reads the poem 'For Anna Mae Pictou Aquash, Whose Spirit is Present Here and in the Dappled Stars (for we remember the story and must tell it again so we all may live)' by Joy Harjo, from the book "In Mad Love and War."
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You know we've been together such a long, long time.
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Gonna give you something so you know what's on our minds.
A gift real special, so take off the top.
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just follow these steps:
1: Cut a hole in a box
2: Put Bitch into that box
3: Make 'em open the box,
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Bitch in a box (Hanukkah).
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